First, Natalie Portman is the most beautiful woman alive, and Kiera Knightley is an animated skeleton. They look nothing alike.

The dad in this video is so mournful. I just want to cheer him up, by telling him "Hey, fuckface, your precious shitbag kid is hearing this shit and much fucking worse every goddamn day. Get the fuck over it."

You're late: http://www.clickhole.com/ar…

"The author seems aggressively unaware that the writers at Cracked are
probably smart enough to be well aware of the blatant misogyny in their
video, as that misogyny is a large part of the humor-value of the bit."

Do a fucking TV series already.

Good riddance to Michael Pitt, a bad actor and (reportedly) a bad person.

This isn't new. I've had this option on for at least a year (although I'm not sure if I've ever used it). The problem is that it doesn't hold the message in the view, so the only likely scenario where it would help is if you spot a mistake just as you click "send." (Compare to comments with edit features, where I've…

Bennett is the new Larry.

Taylor Kitsch is a charisma void. Easily the worst actor on Friday Night Lights.

Another interesting question, not particularly well-suited to studying through surveys, is how much people would be willing to pay for the channels they want.

Is it, though? Seems like they just keep pushing back the timeframe, and I don't see an official premiere date anywhere online.

I don't know why you'd assume Theon and Sansa are dead. I mean, they could be, but they jumped from a height just as likely to lead to broken limbs as to a fractured skull, and they were jumping into snow. And we never saw any bodies. I think it's pretty likely that at least Sansa survived.

http://the-toast.net/2013/1…

David Fincher: about an average director. Good ideas and bad ideas, just like most people in the business.

5.5/10, would have been better with just the first paragraph.

Why'd you open it, though

I don't know that The Usual Suspects is a Tarantino knockoff, but it's certainly not a good film. But the right answer to this question for me is definitely a movie (or book, I guess) with a twisty plot—just a better movie than that. Music is really sort of the opposite for me; I have a hard time enjoying it until I…

I mean, you could beat someone up if they refuse to snort. If you're willing to resort to physical violence, it's easy to force people to do most things.

Neither Gawker nor I labeled Seinfeld a racist. It was a racist remark, though.

Well, those are separate arguments. The argument that criticizing Seinfeld is "slanderous" is obviously wrong; slander is a false statement of fact, whereas the Gawker article in question contains true statements of fact (here's what Seinfeld said) and correct statements of opinion (what he said is racist).