What's wrong with magic marker?

I would really like to share a drink and some whores with that guy.

I thought it was the arch-nemesis of Maxwell Smart and CONTROL

Maybe his armor pinches?

I can't recall actually seeing a bad actor on this show. The worst I've seen is "perfectly serviceable."

Hang the commenter ratings! I want my page alerts back!

"You were his whore? Finally, something interesting."

As it turns out the Westeros justice system is very similar to the Cardassian justice system.

Wherever horses go.

While I have no love for Theon, it's not that I feel that he deserves what's happened to him. It's that I prefer the characterization of Asha/Yara in the books. Her going all out on an incredibly risky rescue mission to save a brother she barely knows just feels too compassionate for an Ironborn character..

Red Climactic Plot Event II: Single Combat Boogaloo

I really hope Craig takes him around with him on his standup tours after he ends his run on "The Late Late Show"

Ah, Demon's Dance. The hottest hot sauce ever produced in Valyria before the Doom.

I assumed they were penguins.

My personal preference is the current system. Call me impatient, but I like having a place in the AV Club community where I can talk about the episode shortly after it's aired with other people who have also read the book.

He's the woooorst.

Yeah, she's probably going to find out the hard way that Jon Snow knows something beyond cunnilingus. That thing being how to properly place archers in a defensive battle while emplaced in fortification.

Kind of the point of that whole plot, really.

Not quite. We get an update about what's happening to him offscreen, he gets knighted and adopts the style "Ser Not Appearing In This Show."

Personally, I agree with the people who place more blame on the material than her performance. She just doesn't have that much to do.