Yeah, I don't know how exactly suggesting that all your customers have a slightly delusional body image and a self centered world view is supposed to promote your product—especially when almost none of the spokespeople are actually ugly—they're just regular people.

I don't really put Justin Long in the same category as Dane Cook, Ryan Renolds or Vince Vaughn. Those guys have an aggressive, dickish streak to them that I think builds upon the comedy personas pioneered by David Spade and Adam Sandler—while Long seems more like a regular guy, maybe even a bit put upon.

Vis-a-vis "three of these slope-shouldered newt men":

It was funny, but the mainstream entertainment industry doesn't always know how to handle fanboys and fangirls, and that really was the target audience for 'GalaxyQuest'. For further evidence of how the mainstream entertainment industry doesn't always know how to handle the lucrative small but dedicated cult…

I think Mac will have to drop that ad series because both of the actors are too well known for other things now. Hodgeman especially has developed a kind of backhanded geek chic following that seriously undermines his role as an ineffectual PC.

I never saw 'Zack and Miri' and I don'y know if I ever will, but every time I hear the name "Justin Long" I think that's gotta be the name of a porn star.

Oh, I don't need to read a book to know what you're about, sir—my Ugandan exwife's stories of bodies in the streets and her mother delaying the police at the front gate of her family's compound while her father fled out the back are quite enough, thank you.

Hey your Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Amin, far be it from me to accuse you, of all Conquerors of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, of breaking character in any way shape or form, but I never expected you to so heartily endorse the House of Windsor.

If you can find it, it's included on the three record (yeah I said record) sampler from Bill Laswell's Celluloid records known as 'The Celluloid Trilogy'. All you true old school hipster douchebags know what I'm talking about.

Immaculate Misconception wins the pants bit.

"why was everything else he [MacLaren) ever did such a complete failure?"

'It's Always Sunny in Mos Eisley'
'The Alderaan Hillbillies'
'The Courtship of Luke's Father'

So, now, what do you get a Wookiee for Christmas (when he already owns a comb)?

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy…We must be cautious.

The Finns are due for a drubbing.

I just hope they finally manage to put to good use the prodigious comic talents of one Admiral Ackbar:

I know you, are but what am I?

So you've said, teadoust, but I can't help but think you're trying to hold him in place artistically. There are huge differences in terms of tone and purpose between the early PiL (during which Lydon was facing down both internal demons like his guilt over Sid, and external demons like the pressure of being a—if not…

Noble motives all, I'd say.

Ce n'est pas certainement une pipe.