I'm crazy about The Master too. I just can't get Joaquin Phoenix's performance out of my head. The tracking shot in the department store might be my favorite scene of the year.

I'm crazy about The Master too. I just can't get Joaquin Phoenix's performance out of my head. The tracking shot in the department store might be my favorite scene of the year.

But it's Bob Dylan, so of course RollingStone had it at #4. God I hate their list.

But it's Bob Dylan, so of course RollingStone had it at #4. God I hate their list.

Wilson should have known when the exec told him not to tell anybody about the project.

Wilson should have known when the exec told him not to tell anybody about the project.

I looked at the tracklist of this album, and not a single cover was made by The Black Angels, so I'm not even gonna illegally download this!

I looked at the tracklist of this album, and not a single cover was made by The Black Angels, so I'm not even gonna illegally download this!

Yeah, and as a parody of iPad use, I didn't see half of the qualities I feel are necessary to fully use iPads in a South Park episode.
Where are the apps? The notification noises? The cool and unique covers?

Yeah, and as a parody of iPad use, I didn't see half of the qualities I feel are necessary to fully use iPads in a South Park episode.
Where are the apps? The notification noises? The cool and unique covers?

Ever see a closed CVS at night? Those places light up everything within a quarter mile radius.

Ever see a closed CVS at night? Those places light up everything within a quarter mile radius.

As much as I have loved the moments when South Park has gotten to issues right as they are happening, some of my favorite episodes to re-watch are ones where they have let enough time pass to take a full look at the issue (the Facebook episode, in my opinion, is an example of this).
This episode is guaranteed to have…

As much as I have loved the moments when South Park has gotten to issues right as they are happening, some of my favorite episodes to re-watch are ones where they have let enough time pass to take a full look at the issue (the Facebook episode, in my opinion, is an example of this).
This episode is guaranteed to have…

I am more upset by how many movies Tom Waits wasn't in but should have been. Every time I see a Tarantino film and realize there was not a role for Tom Waits, I shed a tear.

I am more upset by how many movies Tom Waits wasn't in but should have been. Every time I see a Tarantino film and realize there was not a role for Tom Waits, I shed a tear.

Yeah, because Paul Thomas Anderson is noted for how shitty his ensemble casts are.

Yeah, because Paul Thomas Anderson is noted for how shitty his ensemble casts are.

It hasn't been done with Malick's steadicam tracking. Now Fassbender's
penis will be complemented by the gliding and thrusting of a camera
mimicking the POV of our creator. A creator, it should be noted, whose
masterpiece was Michael Fassbender's goo bazooka. 

It hasn't been done with Malick's steadicam tracking. Now Fassbender's
penis will be complemented by the gliding and thrusting of a camera
mimicking the POV of our creator. A creator, it should be noted, whose
masterpiece was Michael Fassbender's goo bazooka.