If we could just get Ron Swanson and Abed on the same program, that show would be clearly superior. 
Until then, we'll never know.

The one with the most pandering musical numbers wins by a landslide.

Not enough Community or Parks & Rec references, I'm bored.

So I know everybody is dying right now, but I turn 21 today!

At least they nominated Malick.

They nominated "Man or Muppet," which is the only reason I'll be watching this year.

You wouldn't understand his death fully unless you're well-versed in the works of Aristophanes.

Or Robin Williams.

Should have been Mr. Hahn.

You would call yourself Jesus on the internet, Al Gore.

"In today's episode, Mark Wahlberg travels to Baptiste's house to teach the proper spelling of his name."

Andy Samberg's one-note impression would do the trick.

My panties are so wet you could literally drown a toddler in there.

Watch it stoned. That's the only way I get enjoyment from it.

I liked Garry in Orange County. He played that "could be played by any old guy" character with the perfect amount of forgettability.

"The Proposition" fucking owns. Too bad Hillcoat wasn't as successful with "The Road."

Michael Haneke or Terrence Malick should've directed The Road. Seriously that movie would be an instant classic if either one of them did it.

Except when Harpo Marx played. That shit sends me into harp hypnosis.

What tha fuck you cryin' fo? B! What tha fuck this bitch cryin' fo!?

Or when dressing up at Matty Ballgame Robinson for Halloween.