After SOPA, we won't be able to write fake poems for Jay to disavow!

I woulda covered my kids' ears and told them terrorist to go fuck themselves and their mothas too. Yeah, I woulda.

I didn't know Tom Hardy was still doing Action Bronson, so I'll give it a listen just for that.

For me, it's that episode of Robot Chicken where all the sketches involve famous child/adolescent entertainment that devolves into mindless violence and ends on a half-assed punch line.

Sure did.

Does the prose contain [INSERT MANGLED LAUGH HERE] intermittently between verses?

Excerpt - "Don't you hate a shy bitch? Yeah, I was a shy bitch. But I ain't shy no more, they changed my name to their bitch."

Now I gotta watch Irreversible again just to satisfy this void. Thanks a lot, O'Neal!

Can we do without all 3?

If IFC is the new place for alternative comedy, can they move Jon Benjamin Has a Van to that network instead of letting Comedy Central kill it off to make room for more Tosh.0 reruns?

Can Elton John write the title song, "Guitar Strings and Genitals"?

It's 5:00, Pervy, what is he? A farmer?

Well, now I'm just getting a WOW ad.

I was too preoccupied by boobies on the ad bar. What's this about Anastasia?

Not gonna lie, thinking about the additional few bucks I spent on my ticket is way more distracting to my 3-D experience than glasses or my future migraine.

They should get Todd Hanson, Hammond, and Dave Foley on a special WTF called FML.

I saw "Black Swan" to an audience like that. On their way out of the theatre, one person could be heard saying "I don't need to see a crazy white bitch lose her shit."

I live in Atlanta. My screening will already be scored by black people talking.

Because 85 percent of the moviegoing public needs to be reminded that Gary Oldman is that feller who died in that one Harry Potter movie. 

While the Tilda Swinton plot isn't hugely important, I found it way more interesting than anything involving Cate Blanchette's character.