I'd rather watch Button than Forest Gump. At least Fincher has the sense not to wink at the fucking camera for two hours.

Roses are red

Who the could they get to play Klaus Kinski though? I can think of a number of actors edgy enough for the role, but none who look remotely like the guy.

There is an excellent description of the writing process for Nickelback's hit song "Photograph." When asked about the inspiration for the song, the band told MTV that there is a drunk picture of the bassist that makes the entire band laugh every time they see it.

If that was your niece, it should have been called "Preparation for first period."

Xavier, now that's a show right there.

He is pretty fuckin' good though.

I was always of the belief that hipsters were perpetually 58 years old.

Sounds like this movie would make a good Catholic horror film to show the youth of the church while the priest masturbates furiously in the confession booth.

Building intensity? More like distracting any of us who are intellectually superior enough to know what he's up to. Amirite D'Angelo? Bro-five?

Is Sephanie Meyer a Mormon?

Isn't this a sort of timeless protest song though? I could imagine "Hell Broke Luce" as a soldier's "whiskey soaked fantasia." It's just another timeless character for Waits to grab from. I don't see the problem here.

Exactly. This kind of experimental brilliance seems to be recognized more in bands that it is expected of (Radiohead, Animal Collective, etc.). I feel like the "classic Waits" feel of the rest of the album is going to smother some of the recognition this track deserves. 

"Hell Broke Luce" feels like the most important song of the year. I don't think it will be remembered as such though.

Can I pay Zelda to have sex with me that one?

The GTA 5 developers have responded to the Occupy movement by having your character feel the glory of descending from the top 1 percent to the bottom 99.

Grand Theft Auto 3 was the first game I ever beat, though it's hard to tell if I entirely beat it.

According to Zack Galifinakis in WTF, Sean Penn has a great sense of humor.

Don't forget that he's also makin' money on his beer. 
It'll get you drunk!

That was more half-assed than most of Sam Jackson's performances.