Samuel L. Jackson as Terry Crews' assassin father.
Or, rather, his badassassin motherfuckin' father.

When they released In Rainbows, I was like "who names an album about being in rainbows? Fucking women, that's who."

Man on the Moon III:
The Legend of Sam Rockwell

I hope the ex CIA agent
is played by a wise-cracking Jeff Goldblum!

Hey everybody! Andy didn't like Arcade Fire before it was cool!

Excuse me, but I am crazy and you know nothing of my work.

Rip Torn will back out, leaving room for a last-minute filler role by John Goodman.

1500 years ago everybody "knew" the earth was the center of the universe.
500 years ago everybody "knew" the earth was flat.
And fifteen minutes ago you "knew" you wouldn't get canceraids.
Imagine what you'll "know" tomorrow.

Hey there, let's remember that Sucker Punch, although having homosexual and racist connotations, will have lesbian homosexual racist connotations.

A little less in this ablum.

If you can't listen to music with the above characteristics, what do you listen to, Abba?

Rainy Day Women

I was happy about Month of May being played mainly because it has tons of energy and had a sort of anti-grammy performance feel. I'm glad they didn't feel the need to play a song that represents all of their work. They were nominated for Album of the Year, anyone who cared should have already been at least slightly…

Don't forget to bring a briefcase full of cocaine!

And the voters are all confused now that their easy choices of The Tillman Story and Waiting for Superman didn't get nominated. In their panic, they will pick the film whose title seems to give the most direction.
Exit wins.

His acceptance speech
will be found painted on the side of Bruce Davis' house the next morning.

Well they're not gonna get their asses saved the next time the Green Goblin starts shit…

And he hasn't even seen The Book of Mormon yet!

So now they have people that attend Broadway shows just to criticize them?
What the fuck man?

Don't forget Mr. Brainwash!