I would use footage from the Chris Cornell shows that involved Hunger Strike being duetted between Cornell and Linkin Park's lead singer.
… If only we knew in 1991 what we know now.

They still write lyrics that sound like an eight-grader's puberty poetry.

Cutting to the mixed-race reporter accenting every place she mentions in one report was hysterical. I hope her character comes around more this season.

I sincerely hope she talks to animals in this one.

I hear he makes an appearance in Dead Space 2.

And if he's gonna be Aussie, he might as well be played by a drunk Mel Gibson. I would pay double to see that shit.

@Jorge - Brie!!!
Hendricks is one-dimensionally hot (tits tits tits tits tits).
Brie can give one a boner for a multitude of wonderful reasons.

Somebody just finished watching
Antichrist

I hate that fake blood and semen smell. The difference is disgusting.

The Tosh.0 skit involving him was funnier than the actual video. I would recommend watching that.

I will see this
If Chi McBride is Daddy Warbucks.

Anything claiming to be a version of "Annie" is gonna make truckloads of money regardless of its quality.

Another opportunity
for Bruce Campbell to get a deserved role in a Sam Raimi movie wasted. He's probably got a cameo as munchkin #2.

They only let him keep the hair because he can play any iteration of the Alive solo with the guitar resting on the back of his head.
Seriously though, that trick never gets old.

300 Snyder is directing. Superman's shorts might not be gay, but this movie is gonna be homoerotic as hell.

I love that movie, but I'm with Flaubert. Not sure it totally works here.

Jim never vomits at home.
No "like this."
Good try though.

Municipal bonds, Ted. Greatest investment in America.

Have you ever seen a one-trick pony in a field so happy and free?

Murray should transition over to this show, meet the blonde girl, and realize she is the true leggy blonde of his dreams.
There, now the show can succeed.