I don't have anything funny or witty to say
I'm just sad. I'm really, really sad.

Wow
I am so happy right now. I don't have a fucking clue about anything on this week's Index (except the don't tase me bro guy - c'mon). It feels so right.

Am I really the first one . . .
. . . to suggest that we do Amelie's job for her for a week? This is our chance, guys, one week where, unaided by digital photographs, we can write our very own Hater articles right here on this comment board.

Magic flyin lemur
I'm sure it's ironic. I could've sworn at least three of the Oakland straight hipsters I saw eating bacon were vegans the night before at the warehouse party I recognized them from (where they wouldn't talk to me because my pants were bootcut and I didn't have any horizontal stripes on).

Hipsters love pork
I just realized I've also seen them eat grilled ham and cheese sandwiches with french fries at like 4 am on a Sunday in the Castro. Gay hipsters, I guess that would be.

flavawheel1
fantastic. bravo. seriously, you work in hollywood?

I mean,
how do you think they fit into those pants, anyway? Certainly not by eating baklava regularly.

The Hipster Dessert Around Here
is cocaine and Pabst Blue Ribbon. Seriously, I've never seen a hipster eat except for bacon and eggs at one of the many hipster cafes around here on sundays.

It reminds me of a P. Diddy concert
Like, just mentally replace her with Puffy and try to watch it again.

Sean -
How does Shnoodles pointing out that Nicole Ritchie is adopted make you incorrect? She is still his daughter.

The Apocalypse
As the asker of the Apocalypse question, I have to say I agree with the disappointed ones - what's so difficult about answering that question without getting all high and mighty on us? You'd swear I asked him "Backstreet Boys or N Sync?"

um?
FedEx product placement? Damn, maybe I haven't watched SNL for a while. . . I mean I knew it sucked now, but this is a new low.

doh! i wasn't done
fitter
happier
not drinking too much. . .

um?

One more try
It's the apocalypse. You're allowed one weapon - what is it and why?

Just Wondering
How do you feel about circumcision? Cruel? Necessary? Ridiculous?