Self-Appointed Hepcats would be a really great band name.

The Human Disaster at his finest.

The Human Disaster at his finest.

Calzones are pointless. They're just like pizza that's harder to eat.

Calzones are pointless. They're just like pizza that's harder to eat.

Parks and Recreation is so close, I can almost taste it…
And it tastes like waffles, naturally

Parks and Recreation is so close, I can almost taste it…
And it tastes like waffles, naturally

And I thought Teletubbies were frightening.

And I thought Teletubbies were frightening.

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Hoarse

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Hoarse

"That's saved Community?"
Is hopefully not what everyone will be saying after the new episodes start.

"That's saved Community?"
Is hopefully not what everyone will be saying after the new episodes start.

It accomplishes nothing, but everyone keeps using it and no one understands why!

It accomplishes nothing, but everyone keeps using it and no one understands why!

Did he die in a bus crash engineered by a sinister glee club instructor?

Did he die in a bus crash engineered by a sinister glee club instructor?

"They… died. In a… marching accident."
Greatest episode of all time.

"They… died. In a… marching accident."
Greatest episode of all time.

That comment is the opposite of Batman.