"What's so bad about corn syrup? It's natural! Corn is a fruit! Syrup comes from a bush!"

Ron F*cking Swanson
"In the 8 years I've been at the job, I've saved the taxpayers of this city more than 150 grand. But now, I need the taxpayers money… To save me from the taxpayers."

It just transitioned to dinner, and then back to the apartment for champagne. Didn't miss much.

Wait, is "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" a full song now?

This is true. Riggins, Tyra, Lyla, and Street were all seniors in the first season. Excepting Street, they are all magically still seniors. Saracen and Julie were definitely sophomores in the first season, and are now also seniors.

Riggins is always drinking everywhere. Why not the parking lot in front of the coach/administration/parents/fans? Seems like as good a place as any…

bublsort- obviously I understand that engineering physics is a major. I'm not an idiot, nor incapable of using Google. The comment was referencing the fact that there isn't a "physics engineering" major. Anywhere. Reversal of the words changes the meaning, which was why—going back to the time before your…

MIT doesn't have a physics engineering degree, nor does any other worthwhile institution. Razamanaz's point stands, and continues to be one of the more hilarious things I've read this week.

I mean, if it wasn't going to be Stefan, at least it was Richard.

The only person more underwhelming than Hosea this season was Leah. They are a match made in grouchy, meh(.) heaven. Also, how did 85% of the viewing population (who gave enough of a shit to text their vote) dislike Stefan? That was the percentage that Lisa got last season. Shame on you, America…