"O'Neal's the bad guy?"

[64-point headline] GOTHAM CITY TAXES SKYROCKET
[24-point subhead] Caped Crusader Saves City

Women be shoppin'
Boners be poppin'

F U U U U U C K.

Bat-Manuel?

Can we stop talking about all this s-e-x and get back to some wholesome murder, please?

"The"????

And the permanently quasi-drunk closet racists spoiling for a fight, don't forget us, uh, I mean them.

It's an all-Scorpions soundtrack.

Next time, do it in YOUR cube.

Does the turf match the carpet?

Sterling Cooper Fisher Draper Price?

Sally Draper will be the mother from How I Met Your Mother. It's a story years in the making.

"I saw a man dance one, he had…shiny shoes."

Dr. Leo Spaceman

Goddamned Alzheimers. Thank you Dr. Cornelius.

No one goes with the obvious?

George Bush doesn't care about Idris Elba or the Pacific Rim.

This Ain't Pacific Rim XXX: A Porn Parody?

:: Hangs head in shame, walks out ::