How dare you besmirch a dead albino child molester's name?

Is he a hero? Will he put a capon?

THIS FILM WILL OWN ALL YOUR ASSES

Tom, you're cramming two arguments into one. Don't.

Sigourney's tits in Galaxy Quest were stunt tits.

Is this the one where she returns to Oz and meets Pumpkinhead Jack?

"And, hey, waitaminute, it's February!"

Diamondarium.

I'll still call it two-thousand ten, just to piss you off.

I got a nasty case of crabs from some hooker in Port Manteau.

Punch her with my cock.

You'll regret that choice.

I'm concerned about Wall Street 2: The Last Airbender

And yet…
How many of these horrible films were advertised on the AV CLub site. Sure, they can't review them before they accept the ad money, but who couldn't have seen about half of these trainwrecks coming before the ad campaigns even began?

DO NOT eat the chocolate center in the ASS CAKE. Repeat: DO NOT eat the chocolate center in the ASS CAKE.

NO IMPROMPTU INCEST!

I LIKE TITS

PONYO = OVERRATED

What about an angry white guy? I don't like Precious.

No, Santos, Venus went on to open a restaurant. Gordon ump molested little boys, then went on to be the Maytag repairman.