Have you seen La La Land?

Zootopia is very good.

OK, so: I wanted to find an obscure answer to this, so I hit up the list of currently airing Lifetime shows, and…

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This is DeVito's opening VO from LA Confidential.

Ah so is your version of a Rust Belt film actually The Big Short?

"Leftist" is the funniest word to me, because it implies a kind of Kill Bill-esque secret training retreat where you hone your skills and practice the dark arts of worrying about climate change and deciding not to lynch gay people.

CMD+Fs "Green Room"

I love how optimistic Netflix is about their algorithm. Every recommendation is like 4.8 stars. Yeah, probably not guys.

You've obviously never heard of the Canadian Grand Prix.

That Pkew Pkew Pkew record is good shit.

Often, in civil settlements, there is a clause specifically refusing any admission of guilt (I obviously don't know the circumstances in this particular instance).

You don't think there is a double-standard between Casey Affleck—cool, white, Hollywood insider, friend of Matt Damon, brother to Batman—and Nate Parker, some black nobody?

Pretty awesome to see all the ostensible pop culture lovers in here, joking about how they steal their content and don't support the stuff they love. Woo!

yes girls love computer hackers

That's a fair point, but there's a self-evaluative quality to Jesse and Celine (increasingly, too: as they age between films and become more self-aware, and refer to their past-selves as "stupid" or "young") that you can't expect from a 9-year-old.

But how is that "general malaise" any different than what Jesse and Celine spent three movies arguing about?

Yes, what possible double-standard could be at work here.

Yeah I realize my opinion is increasingly in the minority (especially here), which I find strange, because it had such a strong current of support for almost all of 2014.

Boyhood is vitally, life-affirmingly good.