The everything else to her Jerry McGuire?

this needs a Matthew McConaughey cameo as shirtless preacher performing the ceremony
If you take this man to be your lawfully wedding husband, say "alright alright alrighhhhht."

Yeah, they were both derivative, but the second one seemed to get bogged down more, and while it was nice that JD and Turk stuck around to talk the old guy to death, I was actually hoping they'd go out for steaks instead.

Polite dissent Noel, I found the first one better
I understand that part of the draw of the show is the mixture of humor and pathos when people die. Still, I have to say that I though the second episode, "My Last Words" was a little overdone. I know it's probably unfair to judge a show like this on how much (if at…

Veterinarian's Hospital was not, to my recollection, a teaching hospital, as it was the story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.

I enjoyed Fallout 3, and put in around 80 hours to finish it. That said, I find it to be a vastly overrated game. The world is amazing, but what happens in it is rather boring. Killing the same five or six creatures in a game that size is unforgivable, and yeah, the ending.

I think Bionic Woman pretty much proved that BSG's success is more due to Ronald Moore than Eick.

A non-stop rollercoaster ride of emotion. I was at the edge of my seat the entire time.
-Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

Fresh Prince of Despair
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called despair

Scott, I have to disagree on Michelle Bernstein
I thought she came across as almost sadistically harsh.

Martha Stewart, Hypocrite of the first order
"MAKE IT SIMPLE BUT NOT TOO SIMPLE"

I wonder if it was physically impossible for her to sit in the first dress without her boobs unfurling onto the table.

He was evidently quite horrible to the cast when he returned to host, like really really mean.

Oh right, yeah you. But why would you be invited on anyhow? Are you even still alive?

Lorne is getting soft in his old age
Elvis Costello lifetime ban lifted after only 10 years.

wouldn't have, as in would not have

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live.

Amelie WRITES for this site. She's far too hip to actually READ it, and so would've have seen the ads here. After all, isn't she the only AVC writer that works out of New York?

Yeah I apologize, it is a boring thread. It would make an interesting inventory though.

A lot of Jim's earlier pranks on Dwight seemed to be more in retaliation for Dwight being a dick, or maybe I'm remembering things wrong.