now imagine he's white
He was supposed to be the next Tom Cruise, but never did. Is this a good or bad thing, I wonder.

Three Amigos becomes sublime after 30+ viewings
Search your heart, you know it to be true.

Pays the rent! Jolly Jolly Jolly Jolly good.

Also change "ran over" to "shot", and "dog" to "son".

I remember when she hosted. I was like 'who is this nobody and why is she hosting SNL.' I stand by my original impression.

I seem to recall that she was born on February 22, 1966 in Lexington, Massachusetts, USA, the daughter of Elaine, an energy director, and Paul, a radiologist.

Yal has a good roing team but Havard is better at fotball, I hear.

I feel like we're getting closer, but still no. She wasn't what you'd call classically good looking. She did this other skit with Will Ferrell with both of them as academics. They told pretentious anecdotes about their carnal exploits.

No…this woman was more recent. She did this one skit about a woman named Deborah (I think) who was a bit of a killjoy.

As I was saying before I went to bait some would-be firsties.

I wonder if what's her name will also guest star on this episode, you know that one girl from SNL?
She went to Darmouth, I think but her name escapes me.

You're not alone in that hate.

Twofer's Mom would be my choice
Not sure how to feel about this, but 30 Rock made me like James Carville, so anything is possible.

Did you just call Diane Keaton a flat broad?
gosh

I think you'll find that a large percentage of folks share both of those views with you.

Nope, the monkey bars are for us fatalists. It's four-square or nothing for you optimists.

Will there be oversized cookies?

For example:

In my threads, Sweet Dave, everything is possible.

As thread originator, and someone with only the greatest respect for Pilgrim's ability to bring the funny, I still have to award the prize to J. Goo, as Beluga-loo works better rhythmically.