Normally my hackles would go up at having Mozart's sublime Requiem be
used as the background music to anything so vulgar but that promo was so
ridiculous that it passed into its own sublime.

I'm sure he's had his share of intestinal parasites, what with all the game animals he's eaten over the years.

I'm sure this is great and all but I am still trying to process this whole Hoodie Allen thing

I didn't know people had such a hatred for Requiem For A Dream before I
started reading the comments here. I always thought it was generally
regarded as a classic.

He looks like a mid-90's wrestler about to perform his signature move.

It's amazing to me that so much time and energy can be spent on the
show, so may sketches shot down…yet something like Mr. Peepers can
make it on the air.

It WAS a nice bike, albeit an old one: Kawasaki KZ-1000 circa 1984.

Could I perform my duties from my couch, naked and surrounded by stale Cheerios and empty PBR cans?

now that means we're finally stuck with Ryan Seacrest's New Year's Rockin' Eve.