Settle down, Tiger.

We don't use columns anymore, grandpa. It's all about rows now.

I bet it was that Scalia guy's fault.

*Jezebel calls TJ Truffleberry's tinfoil hat "problematic"*

That joke was completely inert.

Or Aubrey Plaza. Maybe not as one of the protagonists, but there has to be a place for her in this franchise somewhere.

Stardust?

I do like Texas BBQ, but I really dig mustard and vinegar. I also just learned about mayo-based Alabama white sauce, which I hope we can both agree is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

Yeah, it looks like there are a few different varieties, though, all with vinegar. I was referring to the vinegar and mustard kind, which is apparently mostly in South Carolina. NC has a vinegar and tomato based "red sauce," and one that's just vinegar and spices.

Put up yer dukes, mulletboy!

Carolina BBQ is the best BBQ. I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Is a badbob tree the same as a baobab tree?

That is definitely an old person theory. Even in the 18-24 demo of Bernie voters, which I am part of, the people refusing to support Hillary are a minority. There aren't enough of them to account for Hillary's recent nosedive in the polls. They also don't have a single reason for refusing to support her, but I chalk…

It makes no deferens.

What? No, I love figs. Where are you getting your information?

Unless…

As wrong as he is about nearly everything, Cruz at least appears to think he knows what American democracy is all about. Trump doesn't appear to think anything.

*again, from the other direction.

I am trying to imagine that person, and simply can't do it. The closest I can manage is a flamboyant narwhal.

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