This article assumes that if Bannon didn't have his Seinfeld income, he wouldn't be working for Trump. I don't buy it.

Liked for Dick Van Dick.

Real answer: Miracle (Field of Dreams is close runner-up)

I imagine Evil Lincoln and Andrew Johnson being drinking buddies.

Money for People

I think she's more of a model than an actress, but I do not care enough to fact-check that.

Way to plant, Charlie.

Berry. Remember, it isn't a lie if you believe it.

Not a curling fan, then?

Forget PETA, call the FCC.

I have

If the Queen's on your money, you're British.

She was in The Virgin, The Contest, The Pilot, and the series finale.

Except the one with the cool toy collection

Uh, I never said Wilmington was the capital. But it is where Biden is from, and there is no passenger service from the train station in Dover.

Also canned applause.

"Hey man, The Zep isn't a sound of summer, it's a sound of all the time. And you better believe I've got "Crazy Train" on repeat every time I ride the rails from the mean streets of Wilmington."

*Farmers nod knowingly*

You've got beer confused with gin.

Hey entertainment people! Give this woman more work!