Sadly, I think that's the one that is least likely.

haha, woops. I do that all the time, too.

America has been worse places. Actually, by many measures, America is better than it has ever been. If you really think we're fucked, and we very well might be (and from an environmental perspective, absolutely are), then propose viable solutions before trying to blow up what we've already got.

I think maybe if I reprogram him/her to agree with me, I can get him/her to vote however I want.

Siphon can be spelled with an i or a y, but " to cipher" means to put something into code.

Most socialist states have been intensely corrupt. The trick is finding a middle ground. And if your goal is a socialist state, you definitely shouldn't scrap your already only sort-of functioning democracy.

Take that, pre-1992 Catholic Church!

You don't care that you are hurting your own agenda? Christ, you're dense.

Why don't you understand how important it is for us to respect the outcomes of an imperfect, but carefully thought out and pre-established electoral system? It is literally the only thing that makes us a democracy.

*siphoning. Bernie had to let his code-breakers go.

I am in my 20s, also still in school. I voted for Bernie. Nevertheless, you are making an ass of yourself and making the rest of us look like we shouldn't be taken seriously. Stop it.

Your local food bank would be a much better place to give that money, and I'm sure bernie would support it. Unless Clinton actually dies before the convention, he won't be the nominee. And he probably wouldn't be the nominee even then.

There's one in my neighborhood, which is a shame because the kids in my neighborhood are annoying enough without stuffing themselves with frozen sugar.

I'd need much more money to become Batman.

In my defense, that joke would also work with pretty much any other movie by any other director.

Especially in a Woody Allen movie.

Wikipedia says "total capacity." So I don't really know if that means a football game, concert, or the number of people legally allowed in the structure by the fire code or whatever.

Was the third song Move It Like This? Or was it also Who Let the Dogs Out?

For Our Consideration: Martin Shkreli provided the boost Wu-Tang needed

An old-timey naval version would be fun, too, what with the cannons, and the privateers, and the tea-dumping.