I'm sure there's someone, somewhere with a barn full of tractors painted with images of scantily clad women like a WWII bomber.

For everyone following along at home, Heinz field has a capacity of 67,890. That means that assuming the place was filled, each concert-goer produced an average of 1.4 pounds of trash that didn't make it into a garbage can in the few short hours of this event.

It was probably tougher on Michelle.

No true German is sober.

Pornography store?

Except some of them had the Globetrotters and/or Sandy Duncan!

I might be

Well, I suppose that might have something to do with it.

I love it, except for that psychedelic space travel scene at the end that is like 10 minutes long for no discernible reason. Maybe I just didn't get that bit.

I think people have forgotten how to chill out.

Nooooo! Not Unpronouncably Named Bear!

As a millennial, please fuck off.

A bit wordy for a typical troll, no? This is either a new kind of troll, or something we don't yet have the language for.

But it's a right-pawed mitt.

Been walking for days. Still no sign of Canterbury. #Flatworldproblems

Thanks, I'll file that away under "Goofy New-Age Bullshit"

That wasn't the point, Broccoli!

My understanding is that they distribute nationally, but not where there is a large, established local brewery. So you won't see them in New Orleans 'cause they don't wanna fuck with Abita.

If you ever see any beers by Good Nature brewing, get them. They are absolutely delicious. It's a farm brewery from Hamilton, started by some Colgate alums, I think. They mostly distribute in Central NY and east to the state line.

If it's available in your area, Yards has a great "ales of the revolution" series. http://yardsbrewing.com/ale…