I was too cheap to be able to rationalize renting a tux, especially as a cripplingly awkward introvert who hates dancing and large groups of people.

I can find no flaws with that vast generalization of the nation's multitude of locally governed public school systems.

Especially religious private schools

I think it stops making sense for anything that isn't people. Any attempt to apply human morality to non-human animals is an exercise in futility.

Ah, in that case the correlation with intelligence makes sense, as less conscious animals would be less able to associate sexual activity with any pleasurable sensation.

Is it really a correlation, or is it just that it bothers us more when intelligent animals do it? Lots of dumber animals rape too; some worms don't even have a female reproductive orifice, they just stab each other with their dicks.

They still are dinosaurs. History's most boring dinosaurs.

The White Stripes

The Great Gatsby.

If one of them is a prominent role in a Scorsese film, and another is a high-profile super-hero flick, I would say yeah. But I'm not in the movie industry, so I'm not particularly authoritative here.

She's already played at least one mom.

With so many high-profile movies in the last few years, she's got to be rolling in dough by now. So she probably can afford to take whatever roles she wants.

Some of those examples are themselves disingenuous. A romantic arc between the emotions in Inside Out wouldn't make any sense, for example. I guess it bugs me when people tell artists what to do, and I find the argument that this one character has to be gay kind of weird, especially if the characters in those other…

Frozen apparently put asses in seats without it.

Not really. Caroline said gay or bisexual teens are more likely to attempt suicide than straight teens. That comparison has nothing to do with whether respondents were in a relationship. And I would be shocked if single people were less likely to attempt suicide than people in a relationship.

If she gets a girlfriend, great, but why does she need a love interest at all? People do exist outside of their romantic relationships.

40% of 12-15 year-olds who watch The Simpsons are embarrassed of their chins.

"This is also how he knows how to fight while armed with nothing but a purse, a high heel shoe, and a can of hair spray."

We also know Chloris Leachman.

Why isn't there a movie about that?