Definitely Stabler in SVU, and the kind of loopy guy in CI. I would throw 24 in the mix as well.

Hey, Slender Mann. We can work with that.

[mumbles under breath] "Wobbly piece of shit."

I call that Boehner-gavel syndrome.

I always figured him for a more "I don't care what you do, just leave me the fuck alone" type.

I may be a liberal, but my head is very hard.

Maybe Torquemada. Genghis never struck me as particularly ideological, but I don't really know much about him. Come to think of it, the American understanding of what conservatism means is really strange, considering in most of the world it includes a more centralized government.

I liked her too, it's just been too long since I saw Hamlet for me to respond with anything other than lines from this song.

Name one.

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Mama, I know we broke the rules.

Wait, this is the AV Club!

Don't be ridiculous, he lost in 2008!

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Tell me, what went wrong?

But I'm still waiting for the second coming of Ophelia.

Nobody knows just what became of Ophelia.

eh. A lot of state legislators are pretty stupid.

I'm trying to imagine someone more conservative than Ted Cruz, and I just can't do it. Like not even in other countries. Even fascists weren't that conservative, because they were into the absolute power of the state. Maybe Pinochet?

A civilization has never collapsed because its people didn't bang enough. That is preposterous.