*spits up whole coconut*

Well, I don't know how true that is when you're playing with The Who.

Wait, is Ringo's kid the most successful child of a Beatle? Whodathunk.

{Spoilers for The Witch}
I saw The Witch on Friday night. I thought it was good, but didn't really live up to the hype. Most of the theatre, which was about 1/3 full, clearly thought it was a piece of shit, though, as at least half of the people there just started laughing when the credits rolled. I really…

She's the bartender.

It's good enough that an English professor read part of Chapter 62 during the invocation ceremony my freshman year of college.

No offense, but that does sound dumb. The history of America from the 15th century to the mid-20th century is in many ways a history of sea travel, and more broadly, a history of exploration.

The header image really does just look like a bratwurst in a cowboy hat.

Seriously. I just searched for The Witch's review to reread it after seeing it this evening, and I had to put the movie review filter to even get it on the first page of results.

That is absolutely brutal. Just why.

I tried it. Good except for the part when she sings.

Speaking as someone who is very interested in art, but without any formal education in the visual arts or poetry, while she may be pretty much universally praised within the modern art world, that doesn't go very far in convincing most people that her art is good, whatever you consider "good" to mean. By most…

Plasma!

Have you seen the rest of the states?

Didn't you just tell us this was unbearable, AVC?

I agree, the internet has literally forever to complain about Vanessa Hudgens carving her name into a rock in a National Forest. Because it will now be there, in a National Forest, forever.

This is America, we don't use metrics.

Godammit, Marilyn, it's vortices!

Is the AV Club now part of TMZ?

It might be regional. "Chick" is sometimes used like "dude," in the Northeast, but sometimes it's used in a more derogatory way. It all depends on context, really. There just isn't really an informal word for woman, like a guy or dude equivalent, without some potentially offensive connotation.