Hey, I like PAUL.

You've got a funny definition of exotic.

Bowling alley bars are never a step up. Even from that.

Maybe if that clothing collection included hawaiian shirts, panama hats, and jean shorts with elastic waist-bands.

But the person-hours spent operating cars is astronomically higher than the person-hours spent operating guns. It's like saying that fewer people are killed in dynamite accidents than car accidents. No shit, people aren't constantly using dynamite. That doesn't mean dynamite is less dangerous than cars.

See? Even the Galactic Senate has more sense than the US Senate!

A lot of sugar would be weird in an empanada, though. You can make homemade Play-Doh that doesn't have all the nasty stuff in it. My Mom used to make it all the time for her elementary school classes, and it's all stuff that you normally find in food. So that would probably be less disgusting.

It looks like the art from one of those viral cartoons explain white privilege to me in the most condescending way possible.

I was going to say that it's a screw-up because the barcode numbers are the same, but the barcode numbers are the same on all the variants, so who knows.

Yes. AVC, it is imperative that you get this guy to review all cooking shows from now on. Preferably by telling us how the people on the show cook a dish and then telling us how he would have cooked it and made it look like a dick.

You should read the play-doh empanada article that they link to, it's pretty spectacular.

I do re-watch both Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and Marry Poppins occasionally, and I think I would put them both in the top 10 movies of their years. I don't think kids movies are necessarily any more formulaic than movies designed for adults, except crappy ones like Cars, and the kids movies are more…

I disagree heartily. I think Up, Mary Poppins, and the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are all prime examples of kids movies that really hold up but fall outside of the eras you mentioned. And I think if you include Back to the Future and LotR, you have to include Star Wars as well, and a good number of…

Yeah, BK, thanks for upvoting even my most mediocre of jokes. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like I just ate a hamster or something.

[farts]

People don't generally take kindly to HoC here. I honestly can't figure out why, and haven't gotten a satisfying answer. I really liked the first two seasons, but in the third, I thought the narrative was a bit weaker, and Frank's character got kind of flattened out from an Iago-esque evil genius to just a really…

Yes. They are Disney. That is their thing.

RIP Edgar :(

Lindsay Graham, who seemed like the only one in either debate who knows the rest of the candidates are insane, looked like he was about to keel over the whole time.

You're on double-secret probation.