Fair enough.

But then you are not presenting your own side in good faith, no?

So you're saying don't go outside on Mardi Gras?

Thing is, it isn't just an American idea, it is a liberal democratic (small d) idea. The foundation of liberalism is that people have a right to make up their own minds about important subjects, and doing so requires information that is as complete as possible, which means hearing from even shitty people. We rely on…

I'm worried his noted partiality towards Carolina would come through in his governing. His overly-rosey take on Mexico is also a bit disconcerting, especially considering he's never been.

#BlackBearsMatter

Wokka Wokka!

A Clockwork Porridge (like in Goldilocks, get it?)

Produced by the Berenstain Company

Last Tango in Bearis

You know what I say? We crowdsource Congress!

Yih?

WHAT? There's a new Star Wars movie coming out!?!

Morrissey will verb whatever nouns he damn well pleases, thankyouverymuch.

You would not enjoy The Sound and the Fury

Well, they had to have some left for the potatoes.

Excuse me, but they prefer to be called chironomids.

Hasbro always did have a leg up on Mattel on the vegetable-headed action figure front.

Andrew Johnson. Because fuck Andrew Johnson.

Why aren't our children learning how to subtract using reflections of Jupiter's secret moon?