Wow, that's kind of funny that they have been so elastic.

The following quotes taken together tell me that you are either a liberal (in the American sense, not the classical sense) or maybe an extreme libertarian, I chose the more likely. And whether or not you are a liberal, they demonstrate that you are certainly an asshole. If you can't find a way to be civil, please go…

I just saw Mockingjay Part II this evening. I give it a B+. The beginning had a few odd cuts and some dialogue I thought was kind of clumsy, but there were some great action scenes and the parts in the underground were super suspenseful. Also, some of the sequences towards the end were really pretty, and of course,…

Jesus. Work on your syntax, spambot.

And where are the 32 oz sugary soft drinks and empty carbs? If we were trying to stay in shape we wouldn't be watching tv that we have to read.

Can someone explain DC Universe geography for me? Gotham and Metropolis are both sort-of-but-not-really New York, but London is just regular old London?

As an East-coast liberal elitist, please stop making us all look like assholes.

Attention Hollywood!
Will Smith: Robot Doctor

Ah, that makes sense. So I can only find peoples's religious affiliation if they are really old.

I don't think so. At least, it didn't used to be, which is why they have census records on ancestry.com.

The Two Amigos and an Amiga

I don't get it, how have they completed 5 impossible missions?

Something that says "Leatherdaddy?"

*Raises hand*
I'm not!
*looks around, slowly lowers hand, disappears into corn field*

Somehow, I don't think this will get much radio play.

As an East Coast person, everything in the greater LA area blends together to me. It's just one city, then another city, then a place that isn't technically a city, but is treated like one anyway, then another city. And with no woods in between, even!

Oh, you live in Hollywood. It all makes sense now.

The AV Club

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9:45 AM? The hell?