Sounds like this critic is about to fall into disrepute.

¥?

Eagles the band or the football team?

No, like this:

Shadows are not a concept! They are a real, observable thing that happens when an object obstructs light's trajectory towards a surface!
English, motherfuckers, do you speak it!?!

He may very well think that, but he has also been involved in some very progressive projects (with respect to gender), including Bridesmaids, Trainwreck, and Girls. And Anchorman, which may not be particularly progressive, but in which the only major female character is also the only one who isn't a total moron. So…

*Jeff Bezos angrily tweets Fred Blurst's address.

"Hi, I'm Ben Carson. Doo Doodit boop bop, ba-skiddly do. Badaabadoo dedoo dedoodly-sqeebop bop, bop, bazaaah. Thank you, Iowa. Now get out there and vote!"

Even then, we were in a dick-measuring contest with the Soviets, despite their being our allies.

How High 2: 2 Hi 4 U

Yeah! You know those big wax cylinders you sometimes see down at the 5 and dime? Well if you spin them around and touch them with a needle, you can preserve the noise of your player piano hammering out the latest Scott Joplin rag. It's like a lithograph for your ears!

Just like home, huh Threepwood?

Call me Ishma-ale!

I thought beer was the previous generation's ale.

SERENITY NOW!

Yup. If you take two quarters and glue'em together, you've got a double-quarter, which is worth 50 cents (or fiddy cent, as the kids say), of which each quarter accounts for exactly 25 (the used glue isn't worth anything anymore). Of course, if you glue two double-quarters together, you've got yourself a dollar bill!

Come to think of it, we haven't had a good century yet!

What does Tennessee have to do with this?

Born in Arizona.
Moved to Babylonia.

It seems like raidin' tombs is a pretty athletic business, so probably not very good unless you consider very fit people to be real. I know I sure don't.