I honestly don't think he has the political strategy bona fides to come up with something that insidious. We are talking about a guy who boxed himself into actually running for president by suggesting he might run for president, then saying such offensive nonsense that he lost a bunch of business partners and…

*cue Seinfeld Quote Generator

My balogna has a first name! It's Al.

Soon it'll be Sorry.

I agree, this isn't an article suggest ways to refresh the Bond franchise (and I think casting Idris Elba or some other unconventional choice would be a good move, just to get that out of the way) it is an article suggesting either a list of seemingly random actors to play Bond, or turn it into a completely different,…

Yikes!

Nope, what's happening?

*Art Garfunkel angrily tweets address of Ronnie Dio's estate.

*Beck Bennett smashes spaghetti on OFWP's face*

Because I am a pedant. I'm sorry/you're welcome.

"Dammit."

Is the IUCN scientific enough for you? The possums in Australia never were called opossums, and American opossums are only ever called possums because a few English colonists to Virginia didn't bother to try to understand what the Native Americans ere saying. You may be aware of the distinction and just refer to…

counterpoint: http://grammarist.com/spell…

That's is mainly a result of confusion. The American ones are Opossums for sure. http://animals.nationalgeog…

Small mammals generally are assholes (except flying squirrels and rabbits), and often kill and occasionally eat their offspring. If you must, get a hedgehog.

*Opossums. Possums refer to similar animals indigenous to Oceania. Opossums refers to the American variety.

Didn't the original Godzilla?

Ditto, and I am additionally insulted as an Eagle Scout. Merit badges don't get sewn onto the uniform, dammit!

Excuse me, but I do drink whiskey and my noodle is just fine, thankyouverymuch.

Ah! But everyone Kid Rock touches turns into someone Kid Rock has touched!