I had not thought of the garden trowel death until now, but you're right… can we just agree that Romero was rather subtle about it?

I thought feminists were anti-booty-shaking.

I thought feminists were anti-booty-shaking.

So… I'm watching Day of the Dead right now and I just realized how wrong I've been my entire life. You see, it's an isolated instance in the Romero storyline… but the blonde, potheaded soldier… he was killed by gunfire, never touched by a zombie. Yet, Dr. Frankenstein has his head on a table and it's un-dead. So, I…

So… I'm watching Day of the Dead right now and I just realized how wrong I've been my entire life. You see, it's an isolated instance in the Romero storyline… but the blonde, potheaded soldier… he was killed by gunfire, never touched by a zombie. Yet, Dr. Frankenstein has his head on a table and it's un-dead. So, I…

Oh, it's "cream filling" all right.

Oh, it's "cream filling" all right.

@avclub-9b3d616efffb52751fd968db82ece52a:disqus I laughed out loud but flagged because I'm jealous that I could never get away with such a comment.

@avclub-9b3d616efffb52751fd968db82ece52a:disqus I laughed out loud but flagged because I'm jealous that I could never get away with such a comment.

I MASTURBATE WHENEVER FRANCISCO THE DONUT GUY SHOWS UP.

I MASTURBATE WHENEVER FRANCISCO THE DONUT GUY SHOWS UP.

She didn't look fat, but she sure ain't getting any prettier.

She didn't look fat, but she sure ain't getting any prettier.

@avclub-c84af57e78fd9937e9aab91450bcb9d5:disqus That makes even more sense, but now that I've had a day to think about it, didn't he announce his plans ..what? Two episodes ago? I doubt that even the most dedicated and experienced businessman could arrange the purchase of a restaurant that quickly, and Angel seems…

@avclub-c84af57e78fd9937e9aab91450bcb9d5:disqus That makes even more sense, but now that I've had a day to think about it, didn't he announce his plans ..what? Two episodes ago? I doubt that even the most dedicated and experienced businessman could arrange the purchase of a restaurant that quickly, and Angel seems…

@avclub-b7784c8bc13cfa7214f249fef97abfe9:disqus You know voodoo? M'kumba?

@avclub-b7784c8bc13cfa7214f249fef97abfe9:disqus You know voodoo? M'kumba?

Ted Bundy was thought of as a nice, sweet young man with a promising future by his friends and neighbors.

Ted Bundy was thought of as a nice, sweet young man with a promising future by his friends and neighbors.

A phone call from the afterworld? Ain't no black man calling long-distance! Aw fuck naw!