How do we get Jorah to Dorne ASAP?

I care less about Dany, but the show botching Jaime's arc is borderline unforgivable.

I was so relieved when Brienne and Pod showed up. I didn't know if I could take more Sansa abuse via Ramsay.

I really hope he ends up spreading it somehow.

Can anyone elaborate on the Melisandre/Seastar connection? I've read a lot of tinfoil ASOIAF stuff, but this is a new one for me.

Shit, you are totally right.

Maybe he'll go to Skagos like he's supposed to. SPOOOOKY.

Oh man I totally forgot he's clueless on Shireen. He would go nuts on Melisandre.

She's not no. The witch Cersei is talking about is Maggy the Frog (a maegi).

It really doesn't make any sense considering what basically everyone (except maybe Davos) in that room has seen what happens to corpses.

Stupid question, but Davos hasn't learned that Stannis is dead yet, has he?

Melisandre's tits giveth and old Melisandre's tits taketh away.

If anything I remember Dondarrion saying he was less of himself and weaker each time he was brought back by Thoros! Not so much an effect on Thoros, so now I'm really curious about Meli…

Good q. I'd assume the prior, but I remember something in the books about the brighter the ruby in her choker shined, the more exhausted she became. It might have been during Mance's glamor as Rattleshirt?

"Wow no tits this whole episode." *cue Meli* "Oh nevermind." *removes choker* "Whoa. WHOA WAIT WHOA."

And there are plenty of things that are legal in the Seven Kingdoms, but that doesn't erase the fact that this is a show in 2015, that's held to 2015 standards.

Ugh that would rule.

They really do live in the eye of a blue-eyed giant named Macumba.

God that sausage scene was dumb.

Point taken. I do forget that Littlefinger isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is.