If anything, I hear it in the voice of Ian Hisplop. It usually works.

It's been pointed elsewhere (The Independent, at least) that he murders him with everyone watching because then no-one would think that John did it. As for why he didn't go away and do it later, maybe he wouldn't get another chance - harder to plan an ingenious murder when your victim knows you're coming. Plus,…

What do you expect from Doctor Rick Dagless MD?

I had a joke from the Charity/Crisps episode of the second series of Stewart Lee's comedy vehicle spoiled by the newspaper TV guide: "The biggest laugh is when, after a long pause, he says 'plain' ". In the episode, he says "[His grandfather] likes all the flavours of crisps, all the different flavours, …" and you can…

He only thinks it's cool when he rams it up a Dalek's arse

Also you could've seen it at the BFI film festival, but as the last showing was today… good film though.

I dunno, I wasn't really into The Smiths, but I saw on TV Morrissey at Reading. I think the main thing is that the lyrics are really funny. Not a Smiths song, but http://www.youtube.com/watc… (Morrissey - Every Day Is Like Sunday).

and from the singles,