Don't be fooled by the hops that it's got.

But he currently lacks the requisite nickel for such a ride.

NC has some embarrassingly lenient penalties against spousal abuse. A husband can get a guilty plea of attempted strangulation against their wife expunged from the record if they go a whole year with no spousal abuse that occurs within the state of NC.

They can be two things

Fuck McConnell too

Also the NYC real estate creature in him would just fantasize about tearing those brownstones down to build generic co-ops.

Also human?

I wouldn't consider a film to be reading. For starters they often deviate from the story. But in general the feel is much different. Whereas audiobooks just feel like reading, letting your mind do the visualization.

While I would have successfully bet it would feature a shitload of Billy Joel, it's surprisingly less "Dad having the local "Classic Rock" I Heart Radio station on as background noise while he washes his Pontiac" than I would have predicted. Not one BadCo or Styx song to be found.

It's actually not sexual. They just over ordered on the yarmulke straighteners from their last giveaway.

No Ireland's Burger King franchises were the ones with the Rum, Sodomy & the Lash happy meals.

Also Frank Reynolds and Artimis.

Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.

Basically Moses had severe OCD issues.

I know you're looking for a schlong
in a mountain OF COCKS
But there ain't no monster dong
hidin' at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box

I absolutely consider it the same as reading. I generally only do audio books when I'm going to do a lot of driving/traveling, but some books are just well suited for the format (Lost City of Z was one in fact). Some books I honestly think work far better as audio than book format, such as John Le Carre. Ilistened to…

I thought Debbie Harry made it up?

Speaker Ryan exercises to Rage Against Emma Stone, right?

How much fuck?

"Respectfully big" here means over 6" and also holds open the door and other "old fashioned" gentlemanly acts.