Regardless of size, not wearing a condom is another way to get a std deviation as well.

I can believe that. My Ex-FIL used to swear by Cestra's which is also in that neighborhood (would bring a pie back all the way to Albany).

That translates to "You did OK, KFC, but needs some yogurt dippin' sauce"

Popeye's beats KFC and it's not even close. My issue with them though is that roughly 75% of their locations are disgusting as hell, usually located in a depressing strip mall (cheek to jowl with an Aaron's Rental, 99-cent type store and bottom-of-the-barrel Chinese buffet) on the edge of town. Kinda puts a damper on…

The biscuits and Cajun fries! Good God Yo!

It's the principle of it, man!

I remember their biscuits being "respectable" though I've not had Church's in over 15 years.

NYC bagels are plumb(um) delicious

Actually, there IS a Utica style tomato pie. I've heard it's good and the sauce goes on top of the cheese.

I remember Sovranas on Lake as having the best in Albany. But honestly I'm perfectly content with any of the half dozen Paesans locations.

As to your last paragraph, I always made a distinction between Manhattan pizza and Outerborough pizza. The latter is a bit doughier. The former can be hit or miss (I recall a lot of places in lower Manhattan the crust had an unpleasantly sandy/gritty feel to it). Bronx native that I am I prefer Outerborough style, but…

How to Erase All Evidence of a Purged Former High Ranking Member of the Politburo in 10 Days

Seriously, Barf-in-the-Bag

No it's Match.com for the cheap or broke.

"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes you can do these things. Among them are H. L. Hunt (you possibly…

Nah it was well drinks.

That's too generous to Trump. Barron Vladimir had self-awareness and a brain.

That was likely the one "spice" that did flow at every stage of the production.

DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUUHHHH
DUNE ISN'T ALWAYS (done with filming and post-production) ON TIME

WHOEVER CONTROLS THE SLICE (of pie) CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!