If a group hastily renamed "Ken Bone & The Beautiful Human Submarines" aren't playing at a shitty battle of the bands competition by the time the election happens, we will have all failed.

That shows I'm smart!

Incitatus was a senator. And a damned fine one I might add!

Kenneth Semprini, MP for the Cockfosters riding.

Did he eat too much?

Rumor is those will have a code for the next Kenny Chesney CD.

Gavin O'Connor - I happen to have a screenplay about A KICK ASS ACCOUNTANT!

"The Accountant Is Accrual Waste Of An Otherwise Good Cast"

The Accountant 2: Double Entry Ass-kicking

Ahhh-ahhhhh!!

Aren't most public masturbators generally in a pleased jovial mood?

A randy bishop, no less

Or he did know about it, but didn't care or make use of it until now and he's just expressing surprise at it to build up his connection with Merrick (same as he does with the speech).

Twofers are a pain in the ass if it's a large group and it's your turn as Czar though.

In the group I used to play with, people would take magic markers to the weaker white cards and write in new joke answers, some of which were specific to our group and the coffee place where we met to play.

Herb was going a lifetime avoiding iconic fast food burgers before these millennials were even a gleam in their parents eyes.

"Big Mac Combo meals repeat themselves, first as tragedy, second as barf"

He's history's greatest….whatever the fuck Grimace is supposed to be!

A little too on the nose I'd say.

Their bagels are a crime against flavor. At my previous job one of the bosses would bring them in for meet-the-new-intern gatherings. Seeing the Panera bag made avoiding that carb boobytrap painless.