You've missed absolutely nothing.

Gen-Xer here too. I know I've had a Big Mac at some point, but I couldn't tell you when. When I do go to McDonalds it's usually because I am in a highway reststop with limited options. And when I do, I very very rarely get a burger. And when I've gotten burgers they're usually quarterpounders.

Being born to someone already wealthy sorta is wining the lottery.

Bull Run 2: Manassas:Asses

John From The Order Of Cincinnatus

I thought the pull quote was Pence saying "I go on my knees everyday".

Or Guy Caballero

Guy Fawkes is soooooo clumsy!!!

Jokes on the alleged killer! It's not an original.

Isn't it basically about industrialization displacing the landed gentry?

Possibly some patrons got interested in McShane from Deadwood?

Obviously you haven't seen any of the Pivot Table Sluts series

What about poin-ted sticks?

They do, but only so long as it's ……"Murder, most foul".

When The New Yorker started swiping our Dawes and ….OF COCK jokes I got mad. Mean Mad!

This will be as big a hit as "Sterling's Gold"

Yeah that was a surprisingly good stumble upon it on TBS on a rainy afternoon flick.

In college my friend joined some kinda shitty cover band with another friend of his. The guy who put out the ad and ran the band was an Amway salesman and tried to get my friend to join in. Me and the other friend talked him out of it by watching the promotional video with him and making fun of it. The chanting of the…

He uses them to spatchcock meat

The college job scam that seemed most intriguing to me were the ones to work at a salmon cannery in Alaska over the summer. I've heard the work was really shitty (and lots of people got weird cutting injuries), but I'd bet the stories would be good and the pay (if legit) was quite high for what it was.