I thought I read somewhere that the only way to get Paul Bowels to be interviewed was to offer to bring Jell-o to Morocco for him (since he couldn't get any there).

I very rarely eat cereal anymore (and when I do it'll be of the Kashi/Cascadian Farm variety), but what I ate as a kid makes me wonder how I survived to 39 (and don't weigh 80 pounds more than I do). I loved Count Chocula so much I remember eating it as a snack out of the box on roadtrips.

And lots of jokes about……..shitstorms

Depends what you're cooking. I use olive oil more for cooking in general, but for eggs it's always butter or Olivio.

While I also thought the soda ban was a gross overreach, it was partially rooted in the idiosyncrasies of state/municipal governance in NY. Bloomberg wanted to go to the extreme/ham handed ban route because it did not require approval from the State. The more reasonable idea of a tax on sugary beverages (which I did…

a shot glass of bourbon shoved into the bun sounds like something you can find video of on Extremetube.

It's Cheesecake Factory. So it'll taste like defrosted sodiumloaf. And it'll be umpteen bucks.

I remember really liking the first couple of episodes, then going on vacation and completely forgetting about it until now. I should remedy that.

I know. Technically he's only a Schlong Squire.

She did fuck the ape for us.

Arapahoe HATE this 40 year-old Waggon Master!

I thought the Rio Olympics were the new games where you might die of dysentery craze?

I'm pretty sure Jerry Lewis being roughly 90 and having that gigantic head condition had more to do with the telefon ending than the Internet or ice-bucket challenges.

I can't even Bergen to tell you how wrong this cover is.

Snarking To AV Club Writer

Never shed a tear
when I wasn't picked
Cause I gotta cone now
Wanna lick?

Ethan Allen doesn't care about black coffee tables.

This sounds right up my alley. Eastern Europe's always facininating to me.

The Nazis also don't like Jamaica.
They LOATH IT

Relative to other furniture stores they're cool. Relative being the operative word.