"Someone should open a rival store across the road from IKEA called NDTINA" -
My Dad

You can't suck just one.

"It's weed store. I was buying some weed." (phew, wish I'd thought of that!)

Fun fact. Pokemon Go's destructive/nihilistic threat to Russia was predicted in Dostoyevsky's "The Devils".

Boyar there a lot of folks handwringing about Pokemon Go.

I have to say those lyrics sound like they could work (assuming they also rhymed in Russian) as some sort of Party/Patriotic song.

He's too frustrated wondering where all the pokestops are in Uzbeki-becki-stan.

It was NOT a sex tape! He was making love to that bottle of whiskey.

Collectivist Farmville

That Russian history PokemonGo is particularly difficult since so many of the Pocket Monsters eventually got purged out of the pokestops. Something about being cosmopolitan counterrevolutionaries or something.

I caught your Stride Mother.

I'll be in my de-bunk - Ben Franklin

"Much like the media ginned up coverage of a lopsided campaign race in 2012 to make it seem more neck-and-neck"

The mailbox was Haldeman

HA! I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT VIOLATION OF OUR BASIC CIVIL LIBERTIES RECTIFIED!

And Frank is his real father! Mind Blown!

So you're telling me the characters on this show get off on some other plot about vampire fans who suffocated each other with CO2?

Biden's post-DC gig will be as President of Hudson University. I read that on the FaceSpace.

"Everyone's Gone To The Movies". That busybody Taylor was a sick fuck.

Unfortunately because of cuts to public television, PBS can't buy a thrill.