I would watch the shit out of a Coach Taylor/Keith Mars Happy Hour show.

What's a Nubian?

Well I think you're the Bee's Knees!

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WHAT"S RUNNING WILD IN THE STREETS OF ZANADU?

When I was a kid I mistakenly thought the line in "Pulling Mussels From A Shell" by Squeeze referenced a Tony Robbins paperback, and thought, "Wow, he must be a lot older than I realized".

So this flick won't show me how to get a McLaren like my cousin's best mate did?

I don't know wether I agree with that.

By the time the paramedics broke down his door, Toucan Sam had "followed his nose" a little too much, more than a few hours earlier.

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You'd think they'd be used to it by now.

Yeah that's true. It's not that they lost per se, it's how they lost which was painful.

Like the Four Falls Of Buffalo one from last year, which colored in a ton of details I'd never known before. I can't in good conscience make Norwood jokes again after that.

Yeah the Angles are such a mess, but he's both young enough and great enough that it's a no-brainer to completely rebuild around him like they're an NBA team.

That was a great rivalry, and one the players enjoyed as well. A couple of weeks ago Keith Hernandez and Ron Darling were talking about how during the last road series they had in St Louis in the 85 season, some Cardinal fans managed to find Keith's room number and made a ton of 4 AM prank calls, one of which called…

I live Upstate now and find the Yankee/Jets combo is more common now than the traditional Yankee/Giants combo. It maybe a generational thing though among kids that grew up in the 90's and early 00s, which, who am I to judge as an 80's kid in the even rarer Mets/Giants combo.

That's why I generally cut native Yankee fans some slack. If they follow any other sport it's likely Mets-like franchises of frequent frustration like the Jets, Knicks, Rangers or Giants (yes even with SBs XLII and XLVI, disappointment is the norm as a Giants fan). Or they are baseball only fans, which honestly have…

Exactly. A couple of months earlier I would have assumed that by October they'd have just managed 84-86 wins on pitching and already be at work figuring out a new manager and whatever else they could get to go to the next level by 2017 (this year if everything panned out).

That might be the earliest major incident in any sport that I actually remember watching as a kid (was being watched by my grandparents, grandma was a big Yankees fan).

Good guys, though you could argue from a slightly earlier era for Smith and Brett (though all three were still active in the 80's).