They should have Tom O'Sevens do a cover of Dallabnikufesin

Damn! I was originally going to say with "some kinda Medieval peasant wasting disease that rots the teeth" but i hadda get too cleaver for my own good.

I am also unspeakably pissed about that!

It's why they won't let me take field trips at work anymore.

I'd say Toby Huss with Canine Cushings disease.

That's like Albany. Except ours aren't even reliable at the airport or downtown hotels. And there are shockingly high odds the cab will smell like an ash tray and/or that the driver will be couriering drugs on the side.

It can be two things

Unfortunately if you live in the Capital Region of Upstate NY, you won't be able to relate to this Uber comedy thanks to our shitty shitty taxi lobby (and the legislators they bought).

It's odd seeing Seinfeld regulars as baddies in films from before the show. There's also Morty Seinfeld as a bullying co-worker in "Charlie" (the Cliff Robertson "Flowers For Algernon" adaptation) and George as a pool shark in "Brighton Beach Memories"

LYIN' MISSOURI SCUUUUMMM!

That's why they usually insist you wear protection.

Generally I'd agree with you. Although, I will say I was very impressed with the Chevy Cruze I got as a rental out west last year. If they already had their hatchback version on the market here, I might have gotten that instead of leasing a Subaru Impreza.

My second car was a 1988 LeBaron that in just two years of ownership had alternators die on me three times. The last happened when I was maybe six blocks away from the scrap yard I was going to sell it to for cash. It ended up that the cost of towing it more than offset what i would have gotten for that POS. That…

It's Chrysler. If any car company can find a way to be horrific fuck-ups its them.

Someone at Fiat Chrysler's been reading my JG Ballard/Herbie fan fic I see.

Wait that wasn't Aiello? Dude's a dead ringer for him then.

"or as I call it… FOOT Lauderdale..hoo hoo hooo!"

I will need to memorize that speech.

Fer sharks

While the show may be ending, I can still wish for cross-over mini-revivals here and there. Like the Pawnsylvania guys showing up on IASIP for instance.