Isn't Ocean City the DC/Baltimore beach place, while Philadelphians go more down the shore?

Ask Jill St John

Three-legged fuck, got the biggest laugh out of me.

That's MVP Gian!

By the power of this vest on me..

Robert clearly was involved in something shady to be able to set up the Inn as an out-of-towner with no money, as Gilbert intimated to Meg.

Bullshit! I can quit anytime I want!

Eric will go back into hiding once two hours have elapsed and Marco hasn't shown up. He's justifiably terrified right now that what happened with John at the shack was a severe warning and not final. Plus as far as he knows there's still Ozzy to worry about.

I think Ozzy is likely chopped up and served as shark chum by Gilbert's dealer friend. At least I hope so. I found that character annoying and one note from the get go. And I usually like Leguizamo.

Having Kevin call Gilbert for help is crediting him with more common sense than he possesses. With his DNA all over (especially that dolphin statue that he didn't appear to dispose of), logically he can only hope that the report John had Chelsea file about Ozzy combined with the timing of when Eric called Marco buys…

"The secret to a happy ending is showing the masseuse your giant blue dong"
- John Ford

The Zardoz reboot is on???

Do you not?

Umm it's the Cleveland Clowns.

Not for NBC though.

He calls his pipe the "Papal Bowl"

Thatsa lotta inyouendo.

Especially since as a not-for-profit (albeit one that probably is sitting on more cash than god) they probably aren't paying that much in taxes.

Rebellious Pope be sending out snapchats of his crosier danglin'

TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!