Gene Parmasan's nephew

There'd have still been one or two wars, though probably not Iraq and hopefully more on the (for lack of a better term) lighter side like in the 80's (Granada, Panama, etc.).

Yeah those 90's Rangers teams were kinda a roid slugger hot spot.

HA! I'd like to see THAT complaint rectified!

I was happy in the haze
of their drugged hour
But heaven knows
I'm miserable now

I am now
a central part
of your mind's landscape
whether you care
or do not
yeah, I've made up YOUR mind

Yeah the deviants in my neighborhood sucked. They only put razor blades in candy apples. AND ONLY AT HALLOWEEN>

Off the top of my head I can't say for sure, but I'd be willing to bet it has happened in multiple instances.

I'ma call you Mr. Rivets, cause I'm nast-ay.

Ah Kazaa! That was my vehicle for digital music. The only cost? Embarrassment many years later when you realized how many songs were mislabeled as being by the wrong band.

Umm I think you mean "The Manson Brothers Variety Hour"

Sheila Take A Benydryl

If there's someone I'd like to do,
If there's some act I'd like to try,
Don't ask them they won't say no
How could they (cause I drugged em)

Remember, Dildopolous NEVER CLOSES!

So Jesse Hassenger gave her a D. Can't say I can fault him. Being jealous on the other hand…

But she swears she loves junk food!

Yeah in the 80's the Don't Do Drugs Program that visited our elementary school strongly implied that being offered coke and/or angel dust would be a routine occurrence on our daily walk to/from high school. Made me assume getting drugs required 0 effort on my part. Fuckin Narcs lied!

My Dad and I watched those first two shows together every week. Good times.

Hey! Ho! Wash-ing-ton State!
Hon-or and glor-y you will find!

Going to a small movie theater in Vermont with my folks to see "Summer Rental" that year where we had no money and could only do a weekend trip is seared into my memory.