Old Playboys
There's surprisingly little nudity in those old playboys, but there's Helvetica as far as the eye can see.

Smash TV
Best video game about a violent game show. Ever.

Earbuds always fall out of my ears, so I don't really have a choice. But I love my big-ass Sony headphones. At $80 they are a bit expensive, but when you consider they've lasted for 10 years I'd say it's worth it. Plus I can put stickers on them! You can't put no stickers on an earbud.

I liked that show but could not stand the mother. I had to stop watching the later seasons because I just got sick of all her yelling and freak outs. I loved Hal though, man. That guy is a freakin' hero.

You can place me in the does not understand category. But then again I just got handle on this whole SMS text messaging thing, so maybe I need to give it a few years.

Those Obnoxious Aliens
No love for Urusei Yatsura on the AV Club boards? That was one of my favorites.
I haven't seen it in a long time but I remember it being fairly racy, definitely would not put it in the kids category.

Anaxerxes! Now where's my gold star?

Sounds like a superhero
Ion Overman battles his arch-nemesis Dr. Destructo in: Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail!

It looks like she wants to eat my soul.

Ta-Tas
Tittieballs!

My Theory
Gene Shalit is actually Wario

This movie is a lie
There are no black people in San Francsico.

True or false: you can get Lupus from listening to Lupe Fiasco?

Owens is a total douche, and an overrated receiver. I hate all these prima-donna players (wide receivers seem especially guilty). You get played millions of dollars to play, shut and do your job.

I didn't say Robocop was without merit, it just didn't seem like a movie that was Criterion's style. (Also, I haven't seen it since I was like twelve, but I thought it kicked ass at the time.)

After reading this thread I decided to check out the Criterion site. I was suprised by some of the titles they have in their collection, like Robocop and Armageddon. Maybe there's something about these movies that I missed, but they aren't the kind of films I associate with Criterion.