Haha, that would be a pretty sad firstie attempt.  I was just trying to make a firstie related joke.

Ah, that's not so bad.  Is this from the makers of the semen cologne?

You obviously haven't heard of a little country called Japan.

I'm at work and I'm scared to click that link, what's in there?

Am I alone in thinking that Illadelph Halflife is there best album by far?

Organix was their…
I can't even finish that sentence.

1.6 was good, for some reason I felt like 1.5 was better.  I can't remember why anymore though.

Does your rank really matter that much?  Or are you just saying amount of time invested = skill level?

CS:S?  Pshaw, CS 1.5 is the definitive version.

I can't tell if people in this thread hate Dawes or loves Dawes.

What about softball?

Hello World

You don't have a PC?

HipsterDBagCollapse"You know, I really like Boardwalk Empire's plot and characters, but I like Paz De La Huerta's vulva even more."

Or if he pronounces it "hew-mon"

C'mon, the poster for Nurse is damn hot.

If you have dangerous Kreayshawn build up, you should use KSL, the Kreayshawn Sweeping Log!

I thought Radiohead already knew How to Disappear Completely

They should have got Barry White.

So close to seeing boob…