@ General Butt Naked: I hate when you damn foreigners fuck up our expressions…it's "Buck Nekkid" god dammit…get it right you rapey, killy, crackie soldier you.

I never get tired of "but first…"

@The Caffeine Spider: That sounds awesome! Please post. I only have a weird band name list.

"kind of-raped"…really?!…is that like "kind-of-pregnant"?

@ TheBigO: Dammit! You beat me to it (pun sort of intended). I was gonna ask if that would be the title.

Fish gotta swim
Birds gotta eat
Women gotta shop
Bats gotta shit

Somehow the longer elipse, on the bottom, is just a little sadder…how poignant.

@ blasmo: Exactly! Or this is the reality show that Courtney Love has been looking for: Love and Quaid; The Road To Batshit. Wouldn't it be awesome if they were all Teabaggers?

Was the Tonta character really a slight? I seem to remember he was the smart one who knew everything and the Lone Ranger couldn't do shit without him. So what dimension will Depp's incarnation add to "rectify" the image (besides the obvious gay jokes)? Will Tonto own a wine cellar? Write poetry? Ice sculpture? Cigar…

"…greatly more talented and brilliant son."

I have sympathy for the doctor. I mean, how far outside of human parameters was MJ at the end? Probably about as much as ET.

Meh, I'm more of a Stones fan.

I could pretty much care less about musicals (they are the low-point of all entertainment bar reality tv, they champion style over substance, and are what happens when you let the dancers and singers actually have a say in a play), and leave them to the "folk" who like that sort of thing.

The perfect reality series:

Her first role was in Straight to Hell, no?

Yeah, but Grace Jones is (besides HAWT!) from her own planet, so that doesn't count.

Katt Williams

@idiotking: A racist and a homophobe. He wouldst not taste of the rainbow.

I'm sorry but Lord of the Blings would fuckin RULE! I mean, I'm white, but I thought the Wiz was way better than the Wizard of Oz.

I'm glad this was broached (brooched?). I too have an issue with the whole "it's a zombie apocalypse…but how do I feel about it" atmosphere the show can take. Don't get me wrong, I love the show, but the scenes of people "dealing" with the zombie apocalypse get on my nerves. And just to add a bit of irony, Merle's…