Yeah, I'm not seeing Shameless translate all that well. You can't top the British Gallaghers.

I think of him as more the Lewis to my Martin…he makes me want to drink and slapt the everloving fuck out of him.

I usually don't mind the Nick stuff, but can't stomach Disney. This is one of the few things that has blemished Nick's reputation in my home. I can live with iCarly and actually love Flapjack for it's creepiness.

This movie definitely separates the "grups" from the chillens. I myself have forbidden (forbade?) it from my household, much to the chagrin of my kids. I've put up with Yu-Gi-Oh, Mario and some Disney, but that's just too far. There's not enough drugs in the universe to allow for this.

I got bored with Terriers, but I will try again. I watches Outsourced last night and was underwhelmed. God isn't that guy just summoning the ghost of Ron Livingston?

I'm watching and waiting. I love a period piece and so far I'm digging the sets and costumes, etc. I'm hoping for it to pick up and for me to start caring about at least one of these characters but nothing so far. One thing that bugs me is the beginning theme. Why the Stones-esque rock intro? Why not a good piece of…

Astor is annoying. And I know she's supposed to be a bruding tween or something, but she doesn't have the chops to pull it off. Add to that, she's smart enough to come up with this convoluted plot of how "everything was better before Dexter" even though her real dad beat the shit outta mommy. And yet she can't grasp…

@Test Tube Monkey: That's funny cuz mine is "Hey! This bubble gum tastes like rubber!"

Fucking "Up"…that goddamned movie had you crying before it even started. There were still credits rolling for fuck's sake. How by Bridge to Tarribithia (latin for river of fucking tears)…*spoiler" the cute little girl fucking dies yo!!

Good lord y'all some cryin motherfuckers. What about Shannon and Wildfire you smarmy crybabies? Just kiddin. Fields of Athenry always gets me. Maybe Honey and Gentle on My Mind. And my guitiest tearfest? Blues Traveler - Look Around. Don't know why but that song gets me all mispy.

She is hawt and she was funny as shit on AD.

I guess that's why when a woman follows a man's every move and constantly texts or calls, it's a romantic comedy and when a man does that it's felony stalking?

I just don't get pawn stars. Who could possibly be interested in the lives or dealings at the end of life's rectum? It's like Antique Roadshow for white trash.

Ellen Van Dyke…now there's a show fer ya.

Forget the gay actors playing straight, wtf is the fascination with all the straight actors playing gay? Like there's a derth of gay actors to play gay parts or something.

@ Lovecraft in Brooklyn: There's got to be a name for that syndrome and I think I have it as well. I'd love to delve into it in therapy, but would prefer a quick wiki instead. Can we make up a name for the syndrome here to cut through the red tape?

No. This is the Handmaid's Tale and a host of other alternate universe tales.

Nope. Still boring. Ok, but with less carbon monoxide and more methane.

The first one I remember him in was Box of Moonlight? Smarmy, but I dug his digs what with all the lawn ornaments.

That kid is going places, I tells ya. She was cute in Diary of a Wimpy Kid too. What?! I have kids dammit!