You think that Tom Cruise or Vin Diesel goes around just lettin any old Tom, Dick or Jay Leno read their screenplay?

Ok, I said I'd give it 4 episodes to prove itself but no

Christ this was average.
I'm giving it 3 episodes to improve.

If this was a 'great' show, they would have disposed of any Brody family storylines mid way thorugh s2 and we would now be in the lush pastures of CIA cat and mouse games.

I laughed all the way through this ep. Stevie's 'I've used all the pills and penis pumps man but it doesn't do anything. It just makes my penis bright red' line was great.

I presume you just spelled his name wrong but in case you didn't..

Dumpster

Think of it this way. Only half of my face is looking at you.

In one of the numerous times I mentally drifted off in this episode, I thought to myself I'd like to see this season told from Quinn's perspective with a Quinn VO. The VO when he gets the booty call while following Zach would be worth it alone.

I just disappeared into my couch when Dex confronts Vogel about Yates' obvious brain surgery. Her answer - 'it was an oversight on my behalf'. Come the fuck on. This show..

but…

also explains the Batista/hat subplot

Quinn and Batista were victims of the brain surgeon several seasons ago.

so why did Dexter go and show his face to the gym cannibal when he could have (as always) just broken into his house for clues first? Why Dexter whyyyyyy

Hi Deb, there's only one room in Miami Metro we can have a chat about my case that is already tied to you. It's the interview room. That will be convenient for Dexter, our show's star.

"Man, I was just about to enjoy a night with my hat"
hahaha