Danke Schoen was the first thing I thought of when I saw the topic.

Manimals!
They's Manimals, I tellsya!

okay, I
haven't seen the movie, or read the books, so take this comment as you will, but: Vampires who sparkle all pretty in sunshine and don't drink human blood and fall in love with nice girls and take them home to meet their families are NOT VAMPIRES! They are fairies or pixies or some such shit, they are…

Whoah, whoah, hold it. What does Comfort have to say about Lizard sex? In or sin? I need an answer fairly sharpish, for…a… friend of mine.

@ Built: is Lie to Me a shitty show?
I've never watched an episode, but Roth is way cool. I was hoping it would be good.
Bones is very much a shitty show. I wanted to like it as well, but sweet Jesus what a poorly-done mish-mash of CSI and Criminal Minds. Take the worst elements of these two shows, write each episode in…

If by 'comforting' you mean 'acting lessons', then, yes.

kate, duggars and midgets
Don't you get TLC where you live?
How could you not include all those midget vacations and assembly-line birth canals?