@J. Bogart - I owe you a beer or something. I just read the whole thread and laughed so hard I cried. That was so beautiful! Thank you for posting the link.

Hell, if I'm being obeyed, I don't mind the gender of the honorific.

Why am I being threatened with bodily harm by a shore-dwelling rat with wings?

But these look like cheez puffs, rather than Cheetos proper. I can't stand the puffs, but I love the crunchy orange goodness of Cheetos.

How 'bout mashed potatoes?

Hey, AVC!
Where's the bodily fluid in this week's taste test? You can't raise my expectations and then dash them to pieces like this!

Sabor de soledad, ahora con mas semen de toros.

Close your eyes, Marion! Don't look at it — just close your eyes!

Love it, leave it, or die of a heart attack in it.

See, I liked your comment, I did. But you just HAD to go for a firstie. Now I must ask you to flay yourself alive with the husks of Cheetos Giants.

"We are SO NOT responsible for the epidemic of obesity in America!"

That's WHY Tobias gushes over her, ya dumb bird!

Um, okay… ::rifles through index cards::

@scotteb - You said a mouthful!

@Nick Nonchalant - No Dairy Queen? That's harsh, man. Hot weather's coming, and a Blizzard is mighty tasty.

I acknowledge my utter lameness, but could somebody explain WHY Necrobutcher sucks a fat dick? (I saw The Wrestler, but remain clueless.)

Stewart, Colbert, Futurama, flip around premium cable, settle on movie I've seen a million times, Adult Swim, or porn.

"Rollin' with the homies!"

That's a woman?

It's spelled Britney, you BASTARD!!!